Friday, November 16, 2007
Can I Have S'more?
Thursday, November 15, 2007
Splash Zone
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Through a Lens
Thursday, November 8, 2007
Tag Body Spray - Consider Yourself Warned
hang them up because they actually look good. Madison is my little communicator, she is 6 and talks like an adult. Sometimes I need a dictionary to know what she is saying. Tommy, reminds me of a little version of me. He loves coca-cola, football, and walking around the house in his underwear. 2. I love Football. NFL, College, don't care, love them both. Sun Devils on Saturdays, Steelers on Sundays (oops bishop, I mean Monday nights, errr I mean I tevo it for Tuesday night,...... all right as soon as I get home from church but I do go to church). I play football once a year during Turkey Bowl, and I can score touchdowns. Rumor has it that Reggie Bush has gamefilm of some of my moves and tries to pattern his game after mine. Sometimes you just can't stop me, you can only hope to contain me.
3. My brain stores tons of useless knowledge, kinda like Cliff Clavin from the old 80's tv show "Cheers". In a group setting I might break out the "what is Harry S. Truman's middle name?". As a quiet befalls the crowd, I answer "S, his middle name is S". To that, someone in the crowd says "your an idiot with useless knowledge". I respond "Don't hate the player, hate the game!". To any of you who deem yourselves friends, be advised I take 1/2 for being a lifeline in "Who wants to be a Millionaire".
4. I've had 3 knee surgeries, and have a cadaver ligament in my left knee.
It's true, I tore my right Anterior Cruciate Ligament while serving a mission for my church in 1992, and proceeded to tear my left Anterior Cruciate Ligament while playing basketball with my brothers in-law in 1994. In order to keep my annual Turkey Bowl touchdown streak alive, I knew I had to go under the knife. Both times I had my ligament recostructed through an ACL Reconstructive surgery. The first one I had a Patella Tendon graft from my own knee, the second time I had a cadaver ligament. I lost a little off my vertical leap, but all in all I'm back to form.
5. I watch C.O.P.S and Jerry Springer. They are one and the same, and
actually star the same people. Whisky Tango as Rex would refer to them. My favorite cops episode is when this Crack-Addict flags down a cop. She issues a complaint that she gave another woman $20 to buy a "rock", and got stiffed with a piece of "chalk" instead, she wanted her money back. When the cop asks the other woman for her side of the story, she calmly responds...."I don't deal drugs, I'm a prostitute" as if this was ok. It was surreal that these two women felt so comfortable offering up that they were: a. attempting to purchase crack cocain and b. that they did not deal drugs, they were in the business of exchanging sex for money. Simply Heeeelarious!
6. I converted from Optomism to Pessimism recently. I looked around at society and realized that life is for the most part pretty cruel. It seems at times like we're all ants, and some dude has a magnifying glass. Very few live a complete life without the ray coming in their direction at some point. Those who lose loved ones in war, some find out they have an incureable disease, and other tragedys that befall life. For those of us who have avoided it so far, we can only thank our lucky stars, and try to hide under a rock. What we really need to do is rally ourselves and go bite the dude with the magnifying glass.
I guess I am supposed to tag 6 people. First I want to tag Gordon B, perhaps he can tell us where the rock to hide under is. Next I'd like to tag Reggie Bush, perhaps he'll admit to us the moves he plagerizes from me. I'd also like to tag Paris Hilton, and have her answer why she didn't return any of my calls last week. I'd like to tag my lawyer to have him post some advice for my pending libel litigation for the two girls on the COPS episode. I'd like to tag Senator Larry Craig, just not anywhere near a bathroom stall. Lastly, I have to tag Brian Stacey, cuz he's the only Celebrity I know.
The rules: Player lists 6 facts/habits about themselves. At the end of the post, player then tags 6 people and posts their names, then goes to their blog and posts a comment letting them know they've been tagged and asking them to read their blog for the rules.
Wednesday, November 7, 2007
TAG.....I'm It

2. I love, love, love to sleep. I love taking naps. I love going to bed at night. But what I love most about sleep is my own bed. Please Do Not Disturb!!!
3. I DO NOT like to be breathed on. Please do not get close enough to me so that I feel your hot air on me. I don't know why but I just don't like it. It's annoying and it grosses me out. I know that by posting this a bunch of you freaks are going to do this just to piss me off. Be prepared to get a knee in the groin.
4. Books. Books. Books. I love to read. I will neglect my husband, kids and housework for a good book. You got any good reading recommendations? I don't read Sci-fi, but I will give anything else a try. This is what I am reading now:

5. Dead things freak me out. Dead bugs, dead animals, and dead people.......YUCK!! I can not understand for the life of me why people feel the need to have open caskets. I don't need to see the corpse. I want to remember my loved ones the way they were before they died. I don't deal well with dead anything.
6. I eat at Taco Bell almost everyday. I love it. I get the same thing every time. Bean Burrito with no cheese and a water. If you have horror stories about Taco Bell I don't want to hear it. Anyway, it won't make a difference I will still keep eating there. After all, I am certain that I have had the Hershey squirts a time or two from Taco Bell. I am addicted and I can't stop.

So that's it. And now I am supposed to tag 6 people, but I don't think I know six people who will do it. I will, however, tag Landon since we share the same blog you can check back later for his. I will also tag Julie and she can tell you all about her microwave timing issues. Jessica.....I tag you too. You can talk about all the fingers you have in 40 different pots (the busiest person I know). And lets see.....maybe I will tag Aime, since you have the whole touching the mattress issue (I always love your stories on this).
The rules: Player lists 6 facts/habits about themselves. At the end of the post, player then tags 6 people and posts their names, then goes to their blog and posts a comment letting them know they've been tagged and asking them to read their blog for the rules.
Tuesday, November 6, 2007
All Hail "Master Chief"
Logan has become a big "halo" fan, and can't get enough of his buddy "Master Chief". (for those who don't know, Master Chief is the green guy on the XBox Halo game series). I saw this commercial for the newly released Halo 3, and it reminded me of when I was Logan's age, and was fascinated by GI Joe. Problem was, only PONG and PACMAN were on video then, so Duke (GI Joes version of Master Chief) had to be animated in my imagination only. Okay, I admit I do break off a game of Halo now and again with Logan. Boys will be boys!!!!
Steeler Nation - Escalon
Monday Night Football + Pittsburgh Steelers = Tommy (decked in Polamalu Jersey) & Dad (in Lynn Swann Jersey) Lounging in the NFL chairs.
Here we go Steelers here we go!!!!
Steelers 38 Ravens 7
Bachin It!
I received a call from a good ole friend Mike Jones a few weeks back. Renae's away.....mice will play was his story. So Mike invites me up to his place in Truckee (20 mi. from Lake Tahoe). For those who haven't enjoyed the Jones' cabin, its a piece of heaven on earth. Needless to say, I was in!
I head up on a Friday after work, and after some pillow talk it was time to hit the sack. The next morning we break out "the beast". Beast is what Mike calls a Quad or ATV and he proceeds to tell me that we will use the beast to go trail riding. I've seen quads, and if this thing was a quad, it was on steroids. Not to mention, in typical Mike-Fashion, the thing is decked out in Black and Gold (Steeler Country Baby!).
Mike and I then proceeded to take the beast on some of the best back-country trails on top of the world in the sierras. We were gone for hours. At some points, we were carving our own trails, stopping at times to kick some wolves in the teeth, and steal bear cubs from their mommies. The highlight of the event was our ascension through our own cut trail to the top of a summit. It was obvious no one had been there in a while. The interesting thing was there were 3 survey monuments at the peak labeled "California Highway Surveying 1979". Very Cool. We won't go into the part when I almost rolled the beast and broke our necks in the process, that would detract from my "man story".
Finally........
Some good food in the Central Valley, we no longer
Monday, November 5, 2007
A Visit From The Toothfairy
Trick or Treat Smell Our Feet......
Logan was:
Karli was:
SUUUUPERRRR GIRL!!!!
Madison was:
A CHEERLEADER!
And you can't have a cheerleader with out a:
FOOTBALL PLAYER!!!
We couldn't find a Pittsburgh Steelers uniform so we settled for the 49ers.
Our friends, the Miyakawas, invited us and the Warners over for pizza and trick or treating. While we did this:
Landon, Naoki, and Rex did this:



